Lines Will Be Forming Soon for the Trump Presidential Library

first_imgSign up for our COVID-19 newsletter to stay up-to-date on the latest coronavirus news throughout New York By Arnold DodgeGiven Donald Trump’s inexorable rise, it seems more likely than ever he will not only win the nomination, but he will become the next President of the United States. Predicting eight years of a Trump presidency—and why not two terms, when he has defied all prognostications to date?—one wonders what a lasting tribute to the mark he makes on history would look like. And so with that in mind, what more appropriate location for the story of his life than the presidential library dedicated in his honor?Let’s imagine the prospect:Before President Trump gives his approval for the groundbreaking of this monument, he insists that every detail reflect his motto: “There will be no political correctness in this administration.” The architects and designers have their marching orders.The building, the tallest of the Trump towers, is a 1,000-foot replica of the White House, replete with machine gun turrets and a moat, additions added during Trump’s presidency. The site, located on what was once JFK Airport, boasts 100 acres of manicured grounds and showcases a resplendent 18-hole golf course. The chaos that reigns as air traffic is diverted? A “minor inconvenience,” in the words of the president.Visitors enter through the Canyon of Hero, a grand tribute to The Donald, a 10-story, cathedral-inspired space, the centerpiece a 60-foot hologram of the former president wagging his finger and sneering, the signature stance known ’round the world.One of the most impressive galleries, The Last Laugh, features a massive section of concrete wall, tangled rebar protruding from the sides, testimony to the failed build-a-wall initiative. As they make their way around it, visitors are greeted by a 50-foot billboard, a replica of the one erected at the border: “Mexicans beware: No rapists or drug dealers allowed!” At the official ceremony unveiling the sign the president quipped: “Go f**k yourself, Vicente Fox.” Trump had the last laugh.The next showcase—Nuke ’em—illuminates the Donald’s dramatic display of US military might. A giant screen runs a continuous CNN video loop of a Wolf Blitzer interview with President Trump. Throughout it, Trump’s forefinger hovers over a large red button. Many regarded his declaration to America’s enemies, “Don’t make me do it,” as lunacy but not his followers; they thought it was brilliant, especially when he incinerated an archipelago off the coast of the Philippines.Strolling through Misogynist’s Walkway, the visitor follows a path that winds around wax replicas of women publicly insulted by the president. The display was overseen by the president himself. Of the hundreds of women Trump targeted, he selected his favorite adversaries to represent them. The visages of Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Megyn Kelly, Gloria Steinem, Michelle Obama, Angela Merkel and Mother Theresa are presented in unflattering, obsequious poses, Clinton on her knees the most controversial.As one tours the room, Trump’s voice can be heard in the background, repeating one of his favorite retorts: “If God wanted women to be in charge, he wouldn’t have given them those gorgeous gams.” To anyone offended by the exhibit a prominently displayed quote from Trump reminds them: “Nobody loves women as much as I do.”The You’re Fired photo gallery is a whimsical look back at the first few months of Trump’s presidency, when he mistakenly thought he could dismiss everybody who disagreed with him. Lining the walls are photos of U.S. Supreme Court justices, the Speaker of the House, the U.S. Senate majority leader, heads of state, the Secretary General of the UN, the Pope, thousands of public school children, college students and many more.Soon guests enter The Lemmings Chamber where, through the wizardry of advanced laser technology, they witness a reenactment of a watershed moment in the saga of the Trump ascension when the die-hard loyalists, those who stood by The Donald from the beginning, made the ultimate sacrifice. Known in popular culture as the Gang of 50, these true believers jumped to their deaths from the roof of the Trump Hotel Las Vegas. They just could not go on when early returns on Election Night made it appear that Hillary Clinton might best their champion. Trump’s denial notwithstanding, it was said that the president shed a tear when viewing the exhibit for the first time.The last stop on the tour takes visitors into a plush auditorium executed in the French Baroque style. When the seats are full, the lights dim, the music swells and the inimitable voice of President Trump echoes through the public space. On the large screen at the front of the hall, images appear of a confident, swaggering, defiant commander-in-chief, with banners overhead proclaiming: “Making America Great Again.” And once again the president delivers the opening remarks from his second inaugural address, the speech he calls his “Gettysburg moment:”“My fellow Americans, the last four years have been amazing. I told you from the beginning that I had an outsize manhood. You saw it in action during my first term. I had the balls—and for those of you politically correct freaks out there, yes, I used the word ‘balls’—to get the job done. How great am I? I’m a billionaire, I’ve got a dynamite-looking wife, I use the best words, and I’m the leader of the free world. Sure, I busted the budget. Sure, I made America the laughing stock of the world. Sure, I didn’t get any legislation passed. Small change compared to my enforcing voter ID laws. Remember, if I wanted to, I could declare myself president for life. But, really, you know me. I’m the humblest person you’re ever going to meet.”As guests leave, they browse the souvenir shop where they can purchase Trump steaks, Trump shoes, Trump hand towels, Trump garter belts and much more Trump merchandise. They are politely asked to ignore any glue left on the back of the items. (Trump’s people deny that the store clerks have been directed to pull off the “Made in China” stickers.)(Author’s note: Delete this column if Donald Trump actually becomes the 45th president. That’s no laughing matter.)Arnold Dodge, PhD, is an associate professor of education at the C.W. Post campus of Long Island University, where he serves as the chairperson of the Department of Educational Leadership and Administration. Dr. Dodge is a former teacher, principal and superintendent. In his 45th year in education, he is particularly focused on the effects of high-stakes testing on schools.last_img read more

Meet Avram Grant’s four debutants for Ghana v Canada

first_imgMatch: Canada v GhanaDate: Tuesday, October 13Time: 1130pm GMT –Avram Grant has named four debutants for the Black Stars game against Canada in Washington later on Tuesday. Ghanaians will be keen to see what different dimension these four players will add to the side.German based Phil Ofosu Ayeh, former Kotoko full-back Gideon Baah and US duo of Lloyd Sam and Kwadwo Poku are the four who will be given the honour to don the Stars jersey tomorrow.Who are they?PHIL OFOSU AYEH The 24-year old is born to a German mother and a Ghanaian father.He currently plies his trade for German second division side Eintracht Braunschweig. Phil is predominantly a right full back, but occasionally makes his way to the right midfield role. He has about 156 appearances for various lower tier German sides over the span of five years with five goals in his six years as a professional.Ayeh was reportedly invited to the Black Satellites in 2011 but failed to make it due to issues regarding paper work. Ofosu Ayeh has good pace about him and at 6fts, he is relatively tall for the full back position.– LLOYD SAMThe New York red bulls winger will be hoping he stays fit for this game after his first call up was hampered by injury.Lloyd began his footballing in England with Leyton Orient before moving to London side Charlton Atlethic and just like the typical English wingers, he is blessed with pace and loves to hug the touchline.He has however evolved over the course of time and can now play in a central attacking area where he still deploys his pace to devastating effect. Lloyd currently plays in the United States with the New York Red Bulls where he joined in 2012. Despite struggling with form and injuries in the beginning, he has now settled to life in the MLS this current season and has been very pivotal for his side bagging ten goals.The downside to Lloyd will be his age as he may not be in the Stars team for long. At 31, he may not be well suited to replace Asamoah Gyan in the long run who is also currently in his 30’s. –GIDEON BAAHBaah is, admittedly, the most common name amongst the debutants.Right from his MTN Soccer Academy days in Ghana, many had tipped the youngster for great success. A horrific injury for Kotoko against Hearts of Oak which kept him away for almost two years may have curtailed his progress, but he has grown in leaps and bounds afterwards. He is predominantly a left full back blessed with a terrific left foot. He currently plays for Finnish side Helsingin Jalkapalloklubi. At 6ft 1, he adds additional height to defence as well as being strong and physically imposing. Marking and tackling are some of his attributes and opposing wingers are often given a tough time with Baah.At 24, he has a lot footballing years ahead of him and his contest with Baba Rahman for the left full back role will be a interesting, going forward. For a side, which cried for a natural left footed full back in recent years, we could as well be spoilt for choice as we are blessed with top notch personnel in that department now counting Jeffrey Schlupp and Frank Acheampong who can also be deployed in that role.–KWADWO POKU The 23-year old midfielder was born in Kumasi and began his life there.The former Kotoko youth player has earned great reviews in the MLS this season following a string of impressive performances. Why not? Poku has still made a name for himself in a team where he was likely to be overshadowed by international stars, David Villa, Frank Lampard and Andrea Pirlo.He is a physically imposing midfielder and has been likened to Man City and reigning African player of the year Yaya Toure. Poku has bags of energy and can power his side forward with driving runs. Not only has his game been focused on the physical aspect, he has great technique and a great eye to thread eye through the needle passes as well as score a few goals.In modern terms, he is an all round midfielder who will contribute to all facets of the game. –Follow Kweku on Twitter: @nana_odum. Get more updates on Facebook/Twitter with the #JoySports hashtaglast_img read more


first_imgUPDATED: Gardaí have sealed off the scene of a suspicious device in Inishowen this evening.The bomb alert is close to a cafe in Burnfoot at the Gala Filling Station.Defence Forces experts have been informed of the incident. Gardaí responded after a tip-off from a member of the public.Officers have now sealed off the scene.“It’s not clear if this is a viable device or not, but Gardai are not taking any chances,” said one source.The device looks like a pipe bomb, but whether it is viable or not isn’t clear at this stage. Gardaí investigating previous incidents are already following a definite line of enquiry.Due to the nature of those investigations, officers are of the belief that the pipe bomb is viable. UPDATED: GARDAÍ AT SCENE OF ‘PIPE BOMB’ ALERT was last modified: February 17th, 2014 by John2Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window) Tags:bomb alertBurnfootsuspicious devicelast_img read more